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Mar. 27th, 2009 @ 07:55 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: hot
Made pizza. Accidentally put the oven on broil instead of bake. Cheese nicely browned. Crust doughy. Poop.
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Sep. 8th, 2007 @ 12:04 am (no subject)
Current Mood: cheerful
I've had about 6 or 7 wasabi mayo & turkey sandwiches since the last post. There's definitely a right amount of wasabi. You get too much, and hooooooooooo boy, it's nothing but a wasabi sandwich.
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Aug. 15th, 2007 @ 12:32 am (no subject)
Current Mood: working
Today I bought wasabi to go on my turkey sandwiches. I once had a chicken sandwich with wasabi mayo and it was excellent. This should be the same.
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Aug. 2nd, 2007 @ 11:48 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: blah
I sure don't post very often. It's good that summer has been hot, because it made me use up all that tea. I've been making iced tea. Even the Green Tea with Mint makes good iced tea.

I'm down to about 75 or 80 teabags remaining. That is a more normal amount. You don't want to have like... 10.

Because what if 10 people come over and all want tea? Then you have to have something else for yourself and that's just awkward.
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May. 23rd, 2007 @ 03:42 pm Blackcurrant tea
Current Mood: bitchy
I just had some blackcurrant tea. The Tetley stuff is not as good as Twinings, but it is okay.

I have about two hundred teabags of various types. Does tea go bad? I guess not. Even so, I want to drink this shit up because it takes up half a cupboard. Why do I buy so much tea? What the hell is wrong with my head?
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Apr. 5th, 2007 @ 10:08 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: jubilant
I finally used up the last of that coffee yesterday. Damn, that was a hella big bag of really bad coffee. It appeared to be only a pound, but I swear to God, I would get angry at that bag every day for not being noticably smaller than the day before.

It was the house blend at Continental Coffee. They sold it to my girlfriend after she told them I like Hawaiian Kona. It is the furthest thing from Kona. Burn in hell, Continental Coffee.

Burn in hell.

That's right. Hell.
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Mar. 1st, 2007 @ 09:37 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: pessimistic
If you buy a bag of coffee that sucks, you pretty much have to finish it anyway. Throwing it out is a waste.
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Feb. 13th, 2007 @ 10:00 pm Steak
Current Mood: indescribable
Steak is really awesome. It is full of protein and no carbs. Eat this stuff for health.

It is best not to cook it too much. If it is underdone, you can cook it some more. But if you overcook it, then you have to eat overcooked steak. You can't uncook it.
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Feb. 7th, 2007 @ 06:39 pm Cheese
Current Mood: accomplished
I really like brie.

Please, nobody tell me what the weird earthy-tasting outer crust is made from. I don't want to find out it's made from bull smegma, because I really like brie and want to keep eating it.
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Feb. 5th, 2007 @ 09:27 pm 24 hour flu
Current Mood: guilty
So as it turns out, I only had he flu. The protein drink is innocent. I am relieved.

A friend thought he had the flu. He did not. He had appendicitis. His appendix ruptured. Six days ago. He has been in bed for sixx days with a ruptured appendix. Tip: Never do that.

He is in the hospital now. He is going to live.

Apparently during the surgery, his infected pus juices could be smelled clear across the ward. He is legendary in the hospital now. He is the man whose intestines stank like death.

For supper he got broth and jello. This is your punishment when you don't go to the hospital to inquire about the searing agony in your guts. Still, broth beats being dead by quite a bit.

I had stew for supper.
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Jan. 30th, 2007 @ 10:56 pm Protein shakes
Current Mood: rushed
I bought a new kind of protein shakes because they were on sale. "European Whey" it said. I've had two shakes on consecutive days, and both times I got the runs so bad I nearly soiled my pants. I guess that more or less explains why Europe is the way it is.

Now I have this big tub of chocolate laxative mix. I can probably get 60 or 70 drinks out of it. I will need to buy bulk packs of Imodium so I don't have to throw this stuff out. Wait, I think the Imodium will cost me more than I would lose by throwing it out. That's not right.
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Dec. 1st, 2006 @ 11:50 pm Blackcurrant
You have no idea how delicious this stuff is. I've never even seen a real fresh blackcurrant, but everything blackcurrant flavoured rules. It's a British thing. The Chinese like them too, but only because the British used to own China and had all their manky British shit flown in, which happened to include some Blackcurrant.

I weep over the loss of Blackcurrant Peek Freans and Blackcurrant Halls cough drops. According to each company's website, the Blackcurrant flavour of each product is still make, but they are dicking me. DICKING ME!

I have just eaten half a tube of Blackcurrant Frutips. They are a lot like the centres of Blackcurrant Peek Freans actually. With just a nice hint of sourness.

Once you go blackcurrant, you'll never go backcurrant.
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Nov. 5th, 2006 @ 05:03 pm Pho
I really like this stuff. It's hard to pronounce it right. It doesn't rhyme with blow. It's not fooooo, or fuuuuu. It kind of rhymes with "duh". But not exactly.
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Aug. 5th, 2006 @ 10:13 pm (no subject)
Unpasteurized beer is pretty good. I never knew there was a difference. It's why keg beer is better. But now I can get it in cans.

I made a breakfast wrap today. It had scrambled eggs, hash browns, and cheese. Too many carbs. It needed more meat. Maybe tomorrow I will put some turkey in it.
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Jul. 29th, 2006 @ 10:16 am Ring of fire
Current Mood: distressed
I haven't posted here in a while. I had some curry last night. I like Thai curry. It was so hot I could barely eat it, but it was delicious so I did.

This morning I shat out some napalm. My anus is burning.
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Jun. 14th, 2005 @ 02:15 pm McCain Smiles
Current Mood: ditzy
I cooked some McCain Smiles. They are quite bland. I suppose that's to be expected: they are made of mashed potatoes. I have this odd urge to turnthe smiles sideways on my plate.
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May. 14th, 2005 @ 02:20 am Pizza
Current Mood: aggravated
I had chicken for dinner, but let's talk about my neighbours' dinner. My neighbours had pizza. They ordered Little Greasers, the shittiest pizza ever. Then they put the empty boxes in the trash. They did not put the lids on tight.

So the raccoons came. They ripped the neighbours' bags open, and pulled all the stuff out all over the place. They knocked my cans over, but did not manage to get in my cans because I am a non-retard who puts the lids on tight.

I chased the raccoons off with a hockey stick. Cheeky little bastards, they wouldn't run until I bashed the stick on the pavement. I can't actually hit the raccoons because that's considered cruelty to animals. So maybe I will bash my neighbours instead.
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May. 11th, 2005 @ 09:48 pm Lasagna
Current Mood: predatory
I went to the store to buy ingredients for lasagna. I was mad that I spent $23 on ingredients just to make a lasagna. I could go to a restaurant for that. But then when I got home and put the stuff together, it was actually enough to make 3 large lasagnas and I still have 2 blocks of mozza left over. So now I have 10 servings of lasagna in little Ziplock containers in the freezer, plus I had a whole lasagna to take to my girlfriend's place. That's not so bad.
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May. 11th, 2005 @ 12:38 am No eggs
I am all out of eggs. Or rather, pre-scrambled egg substance. Never do I crave eggs more than when I am out. At least I have beer.
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May. 6th, 2005 @ 10:05 am Pancakes
Yessirree, pancakes for breakfast. I am almost out of pear syrup. My favourite by far is blackcurrant syrup, but my connection doesn't stock it any more. It would be far easier for me to buy a pound of weed than blackcurrant syrup. What the hell is wrong with the world?
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